From Our Window

Oh, how I do love looking out our window. Tonight, as I was closing our shudders, I noticed a man hovering in the street. He kept on covertly leaning to the left peeking into the alley. It was such odd behavior, I was fascinated. Then I noticed a big, yellow golden retriever squatting above the cobblestones.

I laughed out loud. It was so obvious that the man was letting his dog do his big business alone so that he wouldn't have to pick up after him.

When the dog was done, he pranced over to his master, and they both got into a snazzy, silver Audi TT.

If I were in a more wicked mood, I could have jotted down the license plate number...but the thought alone that this man was trying to hide in plain view was enough of a treat for this peeping tom.